FHM & The Boobie Jar

Danielle knows all guys love titties and believes that all women should have the privilege of donning a decent pair, the problem is she can't afford it :( FHM Magazine have jumped on board by publishing a picture and write up about Danielle's initiative on pg 18 of their November issue.

My friend Danielle recently sent her write up to FHM in an attempt to get funding for a boob job. I have not yet read the article, but today she approached me for some ideas on how to publicise her latest initiative…The Boobie Jar! Danielle came up with this wacky idea in order to raise funds for the new boobs she desires πŸ˜‰

Jesus, if I had the money I would pay for the whole damn thing.

She knows all guys love titties and believes that all women should have the privilege of donning a decent pair, the problem is she can’t afford it πŸ™ FHM Magazine have jumped on board by publishing a picture and write up about Danielle’s initiative on pg 18 of their November issue. However, they refused to start a fundraiser on her behalf as they see the operation as too risky, with regard to health reasons. I myself have a breast fetish and thoroughly enjoy a good pair in my bek πŸ˜‰ She even offered to get branded FHM implants, but they still didn’t budge…

What size do you think Danielle should go gents? I am all for a full C cup...

Danielle used to have lekker tits when I knew her way back in her younger Cadiz/Babaloos days. Unfortunately, she put on a bit of weight and over the past year that she has lost it all and more. Her boobs have shrunk to a measly 32A πŸ™ Danielle wants bigger boobs and longs for her femininity back, so she created the “Boobie Jar” hoping people would donate. A portion of the proceeds will go to breast cancer awareness, so you won’t only be helping this Blouberg girl get new tits, but also helping charity and other breast cancer patients alike.

Dan they say anything more than a handful is a waste...I strongly disagree πŸ˜‰

So guys and girls please help Danielle to get her confidence and femininity back and, help raise awareness for breast cancer at the same time. So if you don’t want to help her, at least help me get into her bra, as I could even get a little surprise reward from this public relations campaign I am helping her run πŸ˜‰ Just jokes Dan, haha πŸ˜‰ There is a group dedicated to Danielle’s initiative on Facebook and can be found by clicking the following link —> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=111249318932141

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  1. Danielle October 6, 2010 at 12:45 am #

    Love it dyl!!!! ur the best xxx

    • Mr. Cape Town October 6, 2010 at 9:30 am #

      No worries Dan…Hopefully people actually donate and don’t think this is a hoax πŸ˜‰

      Try get a pic of the article and send it to me so I can justify the truth behind this obscure initiative!

  2. Paul October 6, 2010 at 3:47 pm #

    Danielle, this article jst made me want to give a donation, but I can’t see any bank details, here or on the Facebook link?

    • Mr. Cape Town October 6, 2010 at 3:57 pm #

      She is setting up a bank account this week and I will put the details up asap Paul…Thanks for caring!

  3. Fannie Dorset October 6, 2010 at 5:47 pm #

    I have been surfing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my opinion, if all webmasters and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will be much more useful than ever before.

    • Mr. Cape Town October 6, 2010 at 7:46 pm #

      Thanks a million for the comment. keep coming back and I’ll try to keep impressing you πŸ˜‰

  4. Joie Thoben October 6, 2010 at 11:13 pm #

    Good blog, where did you come up with the knowledge in this piece of content? I’m glad I found it though, ill be checking back soon to see what other articles you have.

    • Mr. Cape Town October 6, 2010 at 11:23 pm #

      shot man. She is my mate from back in the day and asked how I could help her publisize the story. Stay tuned the bank details for donations are coming soon.

  5. Danielle October 7, 2010 at 7:12 am #

    Off to the bank today!!!! acc details coming ASAP

  6. Johnny October 7, 2010 at 10:19 am #

    Maybe before and after pics.

    • Mr. Cape Town October 7, 2010 at 10:42 am #

      Don’t worry Johnny, those will be a definite πŸ˜‰ Especially the after ones…

  7. Danielle October 7, 2010 at 11:17 am #

    aaahhh Danels..so proud of you!!! i know how this boob thing has affected you..and in time you will be blessed with beautiful boobies.
    dont give up and keep trying.
    I love you long time.
    πŸ™‚
    xxxx

  8. Danielle Ressel October 7, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

    Banking acc details

    Within Sa:
    D L RESSEL
    Savings
    Acc NO:9252224722
    Branch: Table View
    Branch Code 8759

    • Mr. Cape Town October 7, 2010 at 5:31 pm #

      Guys get those donations coming in…Dan keep me posted with regard to how much you have raised…And DON’T spend it on alcohol and jolling!!!

  9. Danielle October 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm #

    Hhahahahaha No worries about that since I dont drink!!!! and iv turned down 3 parties cuz i need to save for my titties!!!! xxx

  10. Danielle October 8, 2010 at 4:24 am #

    CHING CHING CHING shake the change in your boob jar

  11. Collin Mcelvaine October 8, 2010 at 11:04 pm #

    hi, excellent web blog, and very easy to understand! one for my bookmarks.

    • Mr. Cape Town October 10, 2010 at 11:09 am #

      Shot Collin I’ll try keep up the good work.

  12. Danielle October 10, 2010 at 9:24 pm #

    International Banking details coming tomorrow!!I misplaced them hahahaha

    • Mr. Cape Town October 11, 2010 at 8:09 am #

      Los Kop. How is the fundraising coming along by the way?

  13. Danielle October 11, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    SLOWLY!!!!! knoxville might be throwing a boob jar party asap so keep your eyes peeled

  14. rob October 11, 2010 at 11:34 am #

    Shame… she didnt even go to Rocking the Daisies she’s so committed to saving up every cent for the big day.

    • Mr. Cape Town October 11, 2010 at 12:14 pm #

      I can think of a few ways she can make extra cents πŸ˜‰

  15. Danielle October 11, 2010 at 12:39 pm #

    hahahahaha I’d love to hear this dyl!!!!!

  16. Johnny October 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm #

    Prevoius comment was misunderstood. Or maybe I said it wrong.lol
    What about before and after pics. So before the weight loss, now pics, and then the after pics (after boob job.)

    • Mr. Cape Town October 11, 2010 at 3:58 pm #

      haha, you will have to ask Danielle coz she took these specially for me πŸ˜‰

  17. Danielle October 11, 2010 at 5:50 pm #

    Ill look for some old pics but no laughing!!!!

  18. Johnny October 12, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    Promise I wont laugh

  19. Danielle October 12, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

    well i sent them to dylan so lets wait and see!!!!

    • Johnny October 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm #

      Waiting patiently.

  20. Rob October 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm #

    upload the old pics I wanna laugh!

  21. Danielle October 12, 2010 at 5:34 pm #

    thanks rob…..lol!!! He will put thm up this eve hopefully!!!

    I had a laugh looking at them…its the only 1s i could find!!

  22. Paul October 12, 2010 at 7:10 pm #

    it doesn’t say which bank u with….

  23. Danielle October 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    oh my sillyness
    ABSA

  24. Danielle October 13, 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    D L RESSEL
    ABSA
    Savings
    Acc NO:9252224722
    Branch: Table View
    Branch Code 8759

  25. Danielle October 16, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    come on dyl we wanna see the pics xxx

    • Mr. Cape Town October 16, 2010 at 10:11 am #

      Ok, ok…I’ll upload the fat pics now.

  26. Danielle October 19, 2010 at 1:45 am #

    any suggestions on spreading the word?!?!?! I would love your input guys!!!

  27. Liesl October 27, 2010 at 8:53 am #

    Wow guys, totally love what you’re doing.
    I have the same problem babe πŸ™
    I was a size 38 – 40, and been working super seriously hard to get my weight down. Slowly down to my size 34 now, but still firming up big time.
    Unfortunately the one thing I miss is my boobies – and I’ve gone down from a 36C/D to a 34A/B…
    Good luck with the cause… will try spread the word!

    • Mr. Cape Town October 30, 2010 at 11:39 am #

      thanks a lot Lieslb, appreciate the support πŸ™‚

  28. Stacky November 10, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    OK OK OK!!! People please, lets do a telethon a run a something! BOOBS are the heat!!! She deserves them!

    • Mr. Cape Town November 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm #

      If you willing to help get WonderBra on board, maybe we could save this girl?

      The wonderbra, tiete marathon

  29. Danielle November 14, 2010 at 7:05 pm #

    thats now the 3rd person who said contact wonderbra…ill do it tomorrow morning ASAP!!! its great advertising for them

    • Mr. Cape Town November 14, 2010 at 9:52 pm #

      Exactly, tried but they never replied to my twitter message…

  30. Danielle November 14, 2010 at 11:06 pm #

    nor mine :-(…..BUT THERE WILL BE A WAY!!!!!

  31. CTFOB November 15, 2010 at 9:29 am #

    Whatever it takes – seriously lets get D some boobs!

  32. Danielle November 15, 2010 at 1:31 pm #

    titties titties titties

  33. Danielle November 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm #

    got a reply from wonderbra saying they have forwarded my info to HQ WOOP holding thumbs xx

    • Mr. Cape Town November 15, 2010 at 1:52 pm #

      If you get them I am 100% having the first suckle!

  34. Danielle November 15, 2010 at 3:02 pm #

    hahahahaha they will be outta action for a while till they healed

    • Mr. Cape Town November 15, 2010 at 7:57 pm #

      That is not a problem…We can document it if you like. I am feeling some whipped cream maybe to cover the nips for some LEKKER PICS!

      p.s obviously I will come hungry πŸ˜‰

  35. Danielle November 15, 2010 at 8:54 pm #

    well they dont the implants bummy bears for nothing!!!

    • Mr. Cape Town November 16, 2010 at 4:04 pm #

      that makes no sense?

  36. Danielle November 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm #

    lol i meant they dont call the implants gummy bears for nothing!!! lol

    • Mr. Cape Town November 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm #

      You know it…Bouncing here and there and everywhere…we want the gummy bears!

      well I do at least, in my bek!

  37. Danielle November 28, 2010 at 6:39 pm #

    Arno Carstens keen on helping…Follow me on twitter @HelpMeGetBoobs for updates

    • Mr. Cape Town December 2, 2010 at 6:17 pm #

      awesome!!! help feel them or help you get them that is?

  38. Dr.GreenThumb November 29, 2010 at 2:44 am #

    I say just be happy with what you have, you don’t need those.
    Some guys prefer natural, some small, some large, some like fake, some hate it.

    Personally I prefer natural w/e the size & a girl that isn’t vain about her looks to something that could potentially suffocate me in my sleep. “ooh got a wrinkle must inject toxins into my skull”

    & to any magazine editors reading this ease up on the airbrushing the models look like crayon compared to in person or on video in their own makeup where they look better your crap just ain’t worth buying & if i wanted to “get jiggy” with wax i would pay a visit to madame fricking tussauds.

    Someone had to say it. πŸ™‚

    • Mr. Cape Town December 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm #

      thanks a mil, great comment I must ad!

  39. Don November 30, 2010 at 11:24 pm #

    I prefer you just the way you are, just donate the $$ to a good cause other than people liking you for a body part and not your mind.

  40. Danielle December 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm #

    hahahahah and im sure dyl will tell you Im not 1 of those chicks…ill go anywhere in my pajamas..no make up! Im not doing it to be like hey Ive got big fake ass titties…theres only so much yours boobs can shrink after losing 23kgs..and ive got so little breast tissue from losing weight that is doesnt fill my boobs…i just want them filled πŸ™‚

    • Mr. Cape Town December 3, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

      Ill fill you in Dan, might not be ur bra tho πŸ˜‰

      Jurre and ur other friend Dan…my word!

  41. Danielle December 3, 2010 at 1:22 pm #

    Im completely happy with who I am as a person…my motto is…If you dont like me, you’ve got bad tase…Cuz I know im a awesome friend nad fun person…dont take that as vanity though..everybody has their flaws

  42. Danielle December 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm #

    hahahaha u never gonna give that up lol…..im seeing her later hahahaha

    • Mr. Cape Town December 3, 2010 at 6:58 pm #

      give her a kiss on the butterfly for me πŸ˜‰

  43. Danielle December 4, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    lolz…..Im the only Butterfly sorry!!!

    • Mr. Cape Town December 4, 2010 at 11:22 am #

      hahahaha I know just playing…guess who I say at Synergy?

      Neil Bould and Daniel Cohen…been waaaaaay too long!

  44. Danielle December 4, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

    hahaha was out wit Mr Bold last night….see him and Dan quite often!! Still cant get over that Neil is married wit a baba

  45. Ray Affiliate February 26, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    Good that you have original write ups on this site. (There must be at least a million “auto blogs” these days). Btw, your feed is buggy, gave me an error on subscribing, just wished to let you know.. Me. πŸ™‚

    • Mr. Cape Town February 26, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

      Shot Ray. where exactly did you encounter the problem on my site?

  46. Sean March 14, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    This is a really good article. It is always a pleasure to read quality content!

    Keep it up Dyl!

    • Mr. Cape Town March 14, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

      Shot bra, hopefully she will get those breasts sometime soon.

  47. RyanCC March 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    Danielle, well done on the weight loss and being so brave as to share your boobie desires πŸ™‚ What kind of money are we talking here, to get the boob job?

    You look amazing girl, but don’t be afraid to put on some muscle πŸ™‚ Don’t forget, muscle burns fat!

    • Mr. Cape Town March 22, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

      It will cost her R20 000. She is well on the way though. I will try find out what she is on with regard to the funding!

  48. Andre Niimi January 28, 2012 at 7:59 am #

    Thanks for your posting. My spouse and i have generally noticed that most people are wanting to lose weight as they wish to appear slim along with attractive. However, they do not always realize that there are many benefits to losing weight as well. Doctors insist that overweight people have problems with a variety of ailments that can be perfectely attributed to their own excess weight. Thankfully that people that are overweight plus suffering from diverse diseases are able to reduce the severity of the illnesses through losing weight. You’ll be able to see a progressive but notable improvement with health if even a minor amount of weight-loss is reached.

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  1. FHM & The Boobie Jar – The fat before pics (sorry Danielle) | Mr. Cape Town - October 16, 2010

    […] I didn’t really want to do it, but Danielle insisted and that proved to me that she is very serious about achieveing her goal. Not many people would email me old fat pictures of themselves to post on my blog now would they? Guys, lets start donating some money and helping Danielle create awareness for breast cancer and at the same time get her a brand new pair of money makers All the bank details have been posted in the comments of the first article. Here is a link to it if you would like to help this poor Blouberg girl reach her dream —–>Β Β  FHM & The Boobie Jar […]

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