Put Your Smoke Out Properly You Idiot!

If you are going to smoke near me...Put your bladdy cigarette out properly. I do not want that sif smoke lingering around for the next 20 minutes thanks!

I stopped kupping the cancer sticks about 5 years ago now and really do not understand how some people in my crew still love those sif things? They make your bek stink, they are expensive, they make your clothes and fingers klank, oh and they kill you…I thought that might hit home with some of them, yet they still decide to abuse their lungs with these disgusting things. Ezra, Paul, D. Miller are all know as ‘the fake quitters” as they stopped along with me, but have since returned to the dark side. Mr Luke Apteker is the only one who actually stopped properly like me and as a matter of fact was my inspiration to stop kupping the entjies!

My friend Lance put his cigarette out last night while we were watching the United vs Arsenal game, only for it to sit smoldering in the ashtray…There is nothing that I can’t stand more than that. If you are sitting with non smokers,  have the decency to put the damn thing out properly. I really don’t want to smell what your breath smells like thanks. He realised as soon as I gave him a look from hell and put it out. If there are any of you out there that share this feeling please let me know and more so why you hate it? Thanks, cancer sticks are the death!!!

This is one sick print advert...Ashes to ashes boy! LOL

4 Responses to “Put Your Smoke Out Properly You Idiot!” Subscribe

  1. Brad December 14, 2010 at 3:35 pm #

    I totally agree, I have stopped for 2 weeks and going strong, however, even when I was a smoker – my worst was one that hadnt been put out properly.

    It really stinks even worse than a lit one coz its burning through the filter

  2. Paul December 14, 2010 at 3:49 pm #

    Me too bru! cant stand it when ppl do that! wen they too lazy they jst stab the ashtray and leave it, to ‘smolder’!~
    even when i am a smoker i hate it!

    • Mr. Cape Town December 14, 2010 at 4:04 pm #

      shot for the great insight…fake quittttta!

  3. Paul December 14, 2010 at 6:11 pm #

    lol.. ya it’s still got it’s evil little grip on me! enjoy em when i dop mainly;)

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