Friday The 13th

must say though there were two corkers in the film, one gets ripped in the tent, first by her boyfriend and then by Jason X ;) At this stage he still dons the bandages and hasn't yet found his infamous ice hockey mask.

I was contemplating going out but I have a big game tomorrow and I didn’t really feel like getting slayed for once to be honest. I chilled and did the typically boring thing you do on Friday the 13th or Halloween, watch Friday the 13th or Halloween on DSTV. Nothing amazing and as soon as I was introduced to the main character I knew how the movie was going to play out.

Getting hit by a boat in the head and watching her boyfriend get an arrow to the face just wasn't enough...

I must say though there were two corkers in the film, one gets ripped in the tent, first by her boyfriend and then by Jason X 😉 At this stage he still dons the bandages and hasn’t yet found his infamous ice hockey mask. The other chick ends up slewing the pretty boy wanker whose house they are visiting at Camp Crystal Lake. Typical stupid American chick saying he kwne how to make a girl feel special, meantime he was the biggest doos I have ever seen. I was actually stoked when Jason caught him by the river and stuck an arrow through his head!

Where can I get myself one of these guys?

The second belter is Julianna Guill and looks very enticing in her little dance scene that I added on the video below. And just as I thought I had seen the best of her, she went upstairs and rode the rich wetboy in his masé ding! I must say she looks like she has ridden a few horses in her time and definitely has the rack to back up her jus style 😉 A decent watch and it ends with a thrill as Jason X breaks through the pier and grabs hold of the chick that stuck a machete through his chest…To be continued…

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