TOUCH…HOLD…ENGAGE

Cleary rugby isn't a contact sport for nothing ;)

Q: Why do rugby players like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.

So I saw this advert online and it made me lag. Usually you hear about the football fags that gel their hair before game and during half time, dive around like wet boys, kiss each other when they score and pile onto each other when they are victorious after a nerve wracking penalty shootout. Being a football player myslef I am used to this kind of critisism from the jocks and take it with a pinch of salt.

Our comebacks usually go something like: “go tap ur boytjie on the bum after his try”, or “grab ur male hookers crothch in the scrum”, or wats your favourite show boych Boots & Hol?” But when I saw this advert it just epitomised what I have always been trying to get accross.

Cleary rugby isn’t a contact sport for nothing 😉

TOUCH…HOLD…ENGAGE

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