I got emailed these one liner jokes about Horatio Cane from CSI Miami. I thought I would upload them because they hit the nail on the head with regard to this guys style, tone and charasmatic enthuisiasm to solve crimes. The acid one kills me!
Base Jump off Chapman’s Peak – Leander Lacey

This shit is fucking insane and he even has to wear a squirrel suit to ensure he gets far enough away from the mountain. The part that kills me the most is how long he takes to open his shoot. Enjoy guys and DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
Samsung Galaxy S vs I-Phone 4

The Samsung Galaxy S was released in March 2010 and all my mates were raving about it this evening. They all think it whips the I Phone 4’s ass.
Lyndall Jarvis – Camps Bay High School Bomber/Video Game Beauty

Lyndall graced the corridors of Camps Bay High School for 5 years and I was privileged enough to share the same tuck shop with this blonde bombshell.
Liverpool FC awaiting sale!

It seems like some of the hardest times on the red side of Merseyside are being experienced as we speak! As a United fan I hope the deal falls through and those scouse bastards go down to the Championship where they belong 😉
FHM & The Boobie Jar

Danielle knows all guys love titties and believes that all women should have the privilege of donning a decent pair, the problem is she can’t afford it 🙁 FHM Magazine have jumped on board by publishing a picture and write up about Danielle’s initiative on pg 18 of their November issue.
Nina Moriç – Croatian Supermodel

I must admit she is probably a bit tall for me, but I always have wanted to perfect “the standing muff” 😉 With legs like hers I would walk on my arms!