Vaalie – One from the wrong (Northern) side of the River Vaal. Distinguished by being surgically attached to their BMW keyrings, Vaalies are the ones who’d rather live in an oxygen-free smog-drenched crime-fest than reduce their consumption of hair products and fake nails [prounounced. “naaaay-uhls”].
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Naughty Girl – Sparkling Wine
Naughty Girl Rosé is lustfully luscious, seductively sweet and provocatively pink! Naughty Girl is a sweet sparkling rosé guaranteed to pleasure the palate and effervescence your senses. If you love a party and consider yourself to be a bit on the naughty side, this is the wine for you 😉
Round 1 with Ross Snowdon.
I have decided to join up with the best bartender/mixologist I know to start a drink of the week category. Ross has worked in bars all over the world and has been on cocktail duty at my place on numerous occasions 😉
Chicks body belts?
I have come to a few conclusions about their purpose. They are either used to a) make you look thinner b) to look good c) as both a belt and a push up bra d) a corset e) a belt.
Mercedes Benz SLS AMG Launch – Lekker!!!
A picture that was taken at the launch of the new Merc SLS AMG. All I have to say about this is that it sums up German efficiency. They had to add the suicide doors too didn’t they?
Club Bed, Thailand.
Who really actually wants to wear square toes? They are uncomfortable and noisy when walking on tiles, hense these girls enjoying bare feet.
Ever taken this much LSD? hahaha
Jirre. In my 8 years of going to trance parties I have seen people letting music flow through them, creating energy portals with their hands, literally going mental, tweaking, swaying with the wind and dying on the dancefloor. But this oke is just excellent on all levels.
Girl quits job on dry erase board exposes the bossses Farmville addiction. LOL
This must be one of the best ways I have ever seen to quit your job… Awesome work from theChive. LOL
Mr. Cape Town Logo finally done :)
Let me know what you think and which logo’s you prefer most, I’m sure Daino would also like the feedback. Just remember they will all look like the logo at the top of my front page, with a cloud style border 🙂
