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Mainstay – The Republic Of Summer Party

I just got an invite to this sick Mainstay Party happening tomorrow at a secret beach location with hot belters, free food, free drinks and Dean Fuel on the decks…SICK!

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Golden Glow – VIP Spray Tan In Cape Town

They even have a 10% discount offered to all new clients, why not try them today? LOL, what his this place come to, Cape Town is properly the new Miami or some shit with all this celeb banter.

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Kim Kardashians Room View – Where Is This?

This is the view from Kim Kardashians room, do you know where it is???

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The Reality About Tipping

For the latter that have never actually been the slave behind the food and drinks, here is a little bit of advice about tipping for you. By the way, for those that don’t know TIP stands for “To Ensure Promptness”. Not “I am your slave and you can treat me like a piece of shit for R1″…

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Poo-posterous Night Out!!!

At least it was a single…The log, not the whisky 😉

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Beer – Blind Tasting With The Boys

Let me introduce you to the beers and the contestants. Firstly I will have a look at some of the boys that participated and then some of the beer brands that were involved.

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Trick Of The Day @ The Bar

Just a little trick I learnt whilst working the bar at The Bang Bang Club. It will teach you how to make fake, cheap, lovely tasting Patron…Thanks Anton 😉

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Put Your Smoke Out Properly You Idiot!

If you are going to smoke near me…Put your bladdy cigarette out properly. I do not want that sif smoke lingering around for the next 20 minutes thanks!

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Alien Safari | Flying Circus – By DJ Humerous

Sitting in Woodstock at my mates on Saturday, thinking about not going to the party. The venue looked amazing from pictures on face book, but it was yet another far drive, but that didn’t faze because if I decided to go, I wasn’t going to be driving 😉

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The New Nike CTR360’s

Catch the new Nike CTR360’s in action this weekend with players like Iniesta wearing them…They look great!

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HABITAT: Arcadian Forest ft Becker & HNGT

Tweet Arcadia is a glimpse into a utopian life, and what better place to experience utopia than deep within the […]

STROH 80 Is Back With 80 Collectable Bottles

Tweet It’s bold, it’s legendary, and it’s finally back. STROH 80, the mythic Austrian spirit that defined a generation, returns to […]

HABITAT: Among Mountain ft Basscannon & Boho

Tweet Spring dawns, bringing with it bountiful earthly delights and our annual reunion amongst the mountains for those with an […]

PFL Cape Town

Tweet The Professional Fighters League has finalized the lineup for the upcoming PFL Cape Town event, marking the debut of […]

Little Forest Festival: NYE 2025/26

Tweet A Psychonaut’s Guide to the Galaxy: Edition 5 A stellar event of celestial revelry under our milky way. Little […]

Habitat – The Butterfly Effect ’25

Tweet After the epic Boiler Room style warehouse rave last year, Habitat simply had to do The Butterfly Effect again […]