Jersey Shore Heads To South Africa

If running water, lack of housing, drugs, gangster-ism and Aids weren’t already a big enough problem, we are set to have a real Situation on our hands next month in SA. Yip, the talk on the town is that Mike “The Situation” and Ronnie from Jersey Shore will be landing in our town in less than a month. The two are going to be doing some personal appearances as well as endorsement deals while spending time on our sandy white beaches lapping up the lust hungry females. Hopefully there are still some Jozi birds in town for them to lap up when they arrive! I wouldn’t be too stoked saying: “I got The Situations’ seconds bro, come at me!”, and , I am pretty sure neither would you 😉

The two came to blows in the last season of Jersey Shore, but have since hugged and made up. I wish Ronnie actually did some permanent damage to that naaier’s face, he kills me the most!

“I’d like to meet me an authentic South African girl,” The Situation told E! yesterday when he and Ronnie stopped by the studio with mates Vinny and Pauly D to promote tomorrow’s season premiere of Jersey Shore. Yes there is going to be another season and even worse news, maybe even another after that! The Situation said he wants to do Australia because all the chicks are hot there… Wait until the muppet see’s what kind of women we have in store for him, he won’t want to leave! Pity it won’t be Gaz and the lads from the Geordie Shore joining us, at least those guys are entertaining! If you don’t know what Geordie Shore is go Google that shit now, it’s the proper end!!!