The GHD – Gay Hair Days

We have all questioned the fact that men use a GHD more than women. I would like to hear your views about this topic! Please comment on the article and leave your mark...Straight Hair for the loss!!!

Surely the swarovski crystal design was aimed at a male market...Surely?

Ok, so I am going to give you a piece of my mind about this retarded device. I know many of you may use it, which is completely up to you and your excuse is probably “it gets me chicks bru.” The truth is so does normal hair you muppets! Quite a few of my close mates use these things, with Snipes introducing it to the crew, with people like Tristan catching onto the trend quickly. I remember the fight they once had about who payed more for the knock off they once bought together. Yes I mean they shared the cost of a Nikkei Ceramic Hair Straightener and fought about who owned the holding shares. LOL

Batty Boy

Why on earth would a guy spend an hour in the mirror straightening his hair? I know models use them and stuff to get shoots and that is fine, but don’t use that as an excuse when you use it to go to dinner with your mates, or down to Clifton 2nd! I mean really now, that is not the reason and the truth is you probably like having the most silky, sexy hair in the public eye. The Jozi boys actually use pocket versions of the GHD, to ensure they are looking perfect all night long. Pffffft. If that is not enough for you, watch out for the beanie trick, once an oke has straightened their hair, they slap on a beanie to make 100% sure they do not have a single hair out of place. A cap also works for this obscure method!

This kid swears he never used a GHD. Sure Pal!

From the dressing table to tiger, you can utilize this product pretty much anywhere you go now days. Tiger Tiger as well as Virgin Active have a set in both the guys and girls bathrooms, which proves that the jocks on that side clearly make use of it’s functional abilities! I kid you not, more okes use the things in the bathrooms than the chicks. Maybe because the chicks spent 6 hours getting ready and all, but still…Justin Bieber uses a GHD, is that not enough to scare you away from ever using this wreched thing?

The all new deluxe midnight pocket range...Great Xmas present for your gay cousin maybe?

The funniest thing of all is that most cats use these fake/knock off brands and do not opt for the proper GHD. This obviously thins their hair to the max, they might as well be using a clothing iron! Their hair looks all sexual now, but in about 7 years that won’t be the case any longer. With the steel wool like hair, dry scalp and bald patches I am sure it was all worth it 😉 Please give me your views on what you think about men using a GHD by commenting below or on my Facebook Fanpage? Please follow me on Twitter @Mr_CapeTown too 😉

This must be a gay bathroom in Cape Town...

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7 Responses to “The GHD – Gay Hair Days” Subscribe

  1. Ryan Whelan December 22, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    definitely not a Fan! The pocket version ends me

    • Mr. Cape Town December 22, 2010 at 11:43 am #

      haha, the perfect gift for Snipes! The pocket GHD

  2. Liesl December 22, 2010 at 11:32 am #

    My bro uses my GHD everyday!

  3. Mr G Man December 22, 2010 at 7:09 pm #

    Dunno whats worse, this or the Speedo (which I must just add reminds me of my dad cleaning the pool in the morning 15 years ago) its all one big joke and the thing is that thats the only way they make it acceptable around others, turning it into one big joke.. fagsss!!!

    • Mr. Cape Town December 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

      got an Interview with the Cape Town Speedo crew soon to try and delve a bit into their lifestyle and fashion decisions!

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