Celebrity Jail Sentences Are Radiculous!

I would love to see Lindsay Lohan serve her reduced 14 day sentence in Pollsmoor, because she definitely won't be the star of the show in that deep place.
The TV was on in the background today while I was at work. I heard the name Lindsay Lohan and jail in the same sentence and it made me turn up the volume. The former innocent teen star is meant to serve a 90 day prison sentence for drinking and drug related criminal offences.

 

Lindsay Letting Loose

 

Because of ‘overcrowding’ problems in US jails she is only serving 2 week of that sentence. I really do not believe this is fair on others who may not be in the lime light and receive much harsher punishments. If you do the crime, you must do the time, If only it was that simple when it came to celebrities! Not only is she getting three quarters of her sentence taken away, but she will be living in luxury in her own cell, probably with her own mattress and duvet from home. She will be locked in her cell for 20 hours a day and have 4 hours granted for exercise per day.

 

The Wardens would have a field day with those jugs...

 

She is not required to shower with other inmates and will be allowed to shower on her own every other day! It really pisses me off that people like her get such grace just beacause she has featured in some pathetic movie like mean Girls, I mean really now? I would love to see Lindsay serve her reduced 14 day sentence in Pollsmoor, because she definitely won’t be the star of the show in that deep place.

 

Would little Lohan do it again if u said she was going here? I think not...

 

But hey look on the bright side, at least she might be able to get her hands on a few drugs to keep her busy and the orange jump suite will definitely go with her ginger ninja hair!

 

Wonder if she wwould be smiling like this when she realises there aint no '1 phone call' rules at pollsmoor...

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2 Responses to “Celebrity Jail Sentences Are Radiculous!” Subscribe

  1. Emma Hartley October 18, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    sexy lindsss:P

    • Mr. Cape Town October 18, 2011 at 11:16 am #

      Haha yeah! Sexy for the supporting role in Monster 2 maybe :p

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