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Vortex 2006 – Our treacherous campsite

If you want to see what a real campsite looked like back in 2006 when you were still an outcast if you went to trance jols, here is ours over my birthday weekend, New Year’s Prism 2006.

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Would Calum get your vote?

I don’t know if you have been following my blog long enough to know Calum Curry aka Cape Town’s Celeb and the response his post got. Well if you don’t, the article about him got 1200 hits in one day because I simply took a screen shot of his status on Facebook. It read something along the lines of: “Calum Curry is the only celebrity in Africa… Tough life!”

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Die Antwoord new release – Evil Boy

I thought I had seen some weird ass music video’s which was topped when I saw Enter the Ninja by Die Antwoord. Now it seems they have topped the last one with their latest video, Evil Boy.

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Trance Wanka of the week :)

Who will be the first edition of “The Trance Wanka”of the week? That my friends, is entirely up to you and your votes 😉

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Horatio Cane – One Liner Champion

I got emailed these one liner jokes about Horatio Cane from CSI Miami. I thought I would upload them because they hit the nail on the head with regard to this guys style, tone and charasmatic enthuisiasm to solve crimes. The acid one kills me!

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Round 4 with Ross Snowdon

Over the last weekend or so I came up with a few quick ‘n easy concoctions that will get you and a small team going before the big match! One of them turned out to be the “B3 Bomber”, not too sure how the name came about, but it had something to do with 3 of us/3 shots and a red bull shot/bomber!

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Base Jump off Chapman’s Peak – Leander Lacey

This shit is fucking insane and he even has to wear a squirrel suit to ensure he gets far enough away from the mountain. The part that kills me the most is how long he takes to open his shoot. Enjoy guys and DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

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Samsung Galaxy S vs I-Phone 4

The Samsung Galaxy S was released in March 2010 and all my mates were raving about it this evening. They all think it whips the I Phone 4’s ass.

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Breast Cancer campaign goes viral – “I like it”

I like it in my pants, in the washing machine…

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Lyndall Jarvis – Camps Bay High School Bomber/Video Game Beauty

Lyndall graced the corridors of Camps Bay High School for 5 years and I was privileged enough to share the same tuck shop with this blonde bombshell.

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The Wild Fig Wine Festival

Tweet Indulge in a sensory journey at the Wild Fig Restaurant’s exclusive Wine Festival on 20 April 2024! Nestled as […]

HABITAT – Fields Of Love

Tweet You will always remember those you met in the Fields of Love! Join the Habitat crew for the last […]

ULT. X – Action Sports Festival

Tweet Following its epic comeback to Cape Town in 2023 Converse ULT. X the country’s premier Action Sports event is […]

Alcazar NYE 2023: Faeirie Tale

Tweet Dearest Denizen of Alcazar. The stars are aligning for an unforgettable night of enchantment and revelry, an ethereal experience […]

Little Forest Festival 2023 – 2024

Tweet Alien Safari and Vortex Parallel Universe have joined forces to bring you Little Forest Festival 2023 – 2024! Secure […]

TEARS Sleepathon 2023

Tweet This year was my very first TEARS Sleepathon experience and I will 100% be back next year. Not only […]